"My Husband knows what I love" I would boast, fully confident that you knew and understood my feelings and passions...
We talking about my love of a nice purse...
I was so excited when you got a bonus and said, "go get yourself a purse" starting my Brighton Purse collection.
You were excited and told everyone last Christmas that you bought this lovely number for me... Oh, how I loved that Man O' Mine.

So, I thought nothing of it today when I decided to do my birthday shopping for you and came home with this baby...

A bag I have been admiring and researching for quite awhile. I thought you would be happy that I was happy AND that you didn't have to go shopping for me, But you said the most shocking, heart breaking words a purse loving woman could hear...
"Didn't I just buy you a purse a year ago?"
Oh No!!!! What A World, What A World...