Ok, you did not make coffee, feed me and put your uniform on.
WE ARE GOING TO THE PARK TODAY!!!
Yes, you may go out to breakfast, but I will be waiting...
1 hour TIME TO GO!!!
1 1/2 hours NOW I AM GETTING UPSET!!! (The whining begins)
2 hours YOU ARE TAKING WAY TOO LONG!!! (Now we are pacing, whining, and whimpering)
2 1/2 hours I AM WAITING!!!! (Hysterical is all I can say, he has gone to every room in the house to complain to everyone in ear shot,waking Eric)
Eric- What's up with the dog?
Mom- Dad is not back from breakfast yet.
Eric- Oh (We all know what Daddy is doing... Scratchers, the man can play scratchers for HOURS!!)
FINALLY, Daddy comes home, He is greeted by a very unhappy doggie who had to say his peace before allowing his collar to be put on. After Steve got his doggie lecture, they were off.
Ahhhhh Peace and quiet